Hate Tailgaters

 I fucking hate tailgaters. They are the bullies of the highway. What's the rush? You definitely wouldn't run up on me like that as a pedestrian if we were walking up the street. Most people know that's a good way to get your toes crushed. But as soon as someone gets into a big metal box, going full speed, they are brave as fuck. 

The main thing is that you know if you have to stop all of a sudden they're going to smash in your whole trunk. Like I want my trunk obliterated by some dipshit asshole douche with no manners or self-awareness. Not the most clever thing I could have said there but sums up my feelings about tailgaters.

Fuck 'em.